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Tucker never put any rum in my rum and Coke.

I use the phrase 'wothless as gum on a bootheel' to describe something absolutely worthess.

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(Yankees version: All that and a bag of chips.). '

I picked up the slang fast, having been exposed to foreign languages as a kid.

Answer: I don't know where this expression originated, but, yes, I have heard it. Hey i saw that question askin for good comebacks like what do you know and i have a few: You cant see the forest cause the trees are in the way, youre blind in one eye and cant see out the other, and youre full of it. You got a many of em right on but I seen a few that weren’t quite understood by ye. He ran like a scalded haint. Is there something wrong with my eyes? Hopefully I'm saying it correctly & someone knows what it means. Everyone contributes a little bit to it which is what makes it such a joy to meet folks from all walks and every neck of the woods. I have enjoyed reading your Southern expressions so much! 15.

Faster than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking competition.

But so far so good I guess. Logo Here.

I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

It is just one of those sayings that you have to hear in context to understand what meaning is intended. ), He has a duck fit.

65. They are the product of our passion for coffee which expresses itself as extravagant poetic flights in praise of it. We still use you as a singular.

Don't know if these are Southern, but I first heard them when I was living in the Carolinas. You live any amount of time growing up between the swamp and the mountains and you're bound to hear a wide variety of accents and nonsense you just won't hear anywhere else.

When someone looks like they's had a rough day doing dirty work: "You look like you've been shot at and missed, sh!t at and hit.". Your parents must be bakers because you sure are a cutie pie.

38. 64. She’s so ugly she’s a two bagger. (Translation: So lazy he wouldn’t chase a snake away.). So dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

It’s important to acknowledge any emotions from sadness, fear and anger, like the allow the all unfavorable emotions control you.

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Your love is what keeps me going every day. its a racial slur, imma leave that their, did a yankee create this cite or what? It doesn't taste anything like the drink I had at the party with Tucker.

Are you a dictionary?

He lives so far out in the country that they have to pump in sunshine. have you heard "that's slicker than snot on a doorknob". There must be a rainbow somewhere here because I seem to have found the treasure. Add plenty of butter, maybe a little milk to thicken it, eat it as is or use it like a gravy that makes everything taste a bit better when you dip in it.

(He needs to eat). when someone kids were bad granny would say:those children are bader than, And if a woman has a big butt: look at that big rump she has, once u go country u will never go hungry:that means if u marry a country girl (she knows how to cook) an a country man( he knows how to hunt). Because every time I look into your eyes, everything else disappears.

I thought I had heard a lot of expressions like this, but you have quite a few in here I have not heard. It confuses people that meet me after hearing me on the phone... (I'm mixed Asian.)

), When it's time to work there ain't nothin to it but to do it. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. (They are a delicious southern delicacy when not over salted. 36.

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Inspirational Stars Day Night. Even after the years we have spent together, you still make my heart skip a beat. I have tried, but it is now official that I cannot stop thinking about you. His brain rattles around like a BB in a boxcar.

Also, do you have any good comebacks when someone asks you, "What do you know?".

It also gave me the idea that i should organize them like you did. Lemonjello from 21 months ago quoted more of the says I heard being from north Georgia area.

She's so ugly I'd hire her to haunt a house! Nithya Venkat from Dubai on July 04, 2019: If you did not translate each one of the sayings I would be totally in the dark! My mother and aunts used to say this if they thought someone was telling a tall tale. If I had a star for every minute you crossed my mind, I would own a galaxy.

Any idea? (Spelling a phonetic guess). Just a further expansion of “bless his heart”. Because I am looking at an angel. Answer: Yuns is a shortened version of "you ones", similar to "you all". ", Question: Do you have any insight on where the expression "I'm going to the house" comes from? From the South here... just wanted to share one from my childhood that's always been used by my family. GRITS are made from corn, like corn meal is, but they are not corn meal.

I’ve heard the expression 100 times but not sure if lart is the right word or if I’ve been misunderstanding.

I am from the south and have always enjoyed the expression "grinning like a jack-ass eating briars" when someone is overly proud of themselves or just has a silly grin on their face.

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Her pants are so tight that if she farts it'll blow her boots off.

Love is not all we need, it is the only thing there is. I'm so hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.

It can even be as ordinary as looking into your lovers eyes each day or as deep as how your partner changed your life completely. Someone call the cops!

I put a tear in the ocean and the day you find it is the day I will stop loving you.

And now, almost two years later, I realize why. But by all means, if it is a complete waste of time, you may have to remind someone that they "can't polish a turd.

Now that’s what I’m talkin bout! He is one from my grandmother. 51. G.R.I.T.S. Example: "That's not going to work, son.

Stephanie Henkel (author) from USA on July 13, 2019: OK, you got me, Bonnie. 1. ", Lib'da (lie-b-duh) is a word I'm not certain I spelled right but it means 'likely to': Don't even think about sassin' momma, she's lib'da slap you stupid, Also don't go around buttin' in on other people's gossip asking, "who?"

Im from tha south an always been here an still live on a REAL ranch an just halfta say I saw quite a bit of stuff that’s a little off.

The expression is used when one is speaking about a person who is absent and then suddenly shows up. Question: Great collection you have here. I had never heard the brains were leather one!

Sometimes, it may possibly sometimes be construct y look and feel rather complete devoid of a partner uniquely those who are extremely keen by using what individuals certainly. sweeter than sugar cane. Question: I'm from Northern Alabama.

(! ” The woman is simply as very much a fabulous gamer mainly because gentleman. 5. We also used to say someone "didn't know shit from Shinola" and I actually bought a bottle of Shinola at an antique store. Works like a $2 watch. He's about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule.

It's a lovely reminder of my family heritage lol. My mother was from Oklahoma and I've heard nearly all of these. I have heard the sweet ones and a few critical comment ones.

I will love you F.O.R.E.V.E but no R because it would be the end of forever.

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60. Good work! I'll knock you into the middle of next week looking both ways for Sunday! More Funny Southern Sayings and Southernisms from Readers, She's pitching a hissy fit with a tail on it. we use it when we are madder than a wet hornet. Also the expression is " full as a tick" when you have eaten too much ,lol ,that was pretty funny and I knew most of them but there were some I have never heard before !

40. Apparently, Southern men are not stuck up.). It's not a southern expression, but might fit the bill. However, if you’re from the South, you know that sometimes there’s just no other way to get your point across.

Your leg don't fit no tree!

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out. Ur not makin a lick-a-sense bc we say happier then-a pig in shit or happier then-a pig in slop.

She's was so unsightly as a child, her mama had to feed her with a slingshot. I mean...I'm from Buffalo and we use damn near all of these... hey....... I’m from Louisiana and I’ve only heard a few of these sayings. I'm not sure about the spelling; phonetically, it would be "neen" or "nean," with the expression being "You just neen to do that right now! 41.

“Dinner” means lunch and “supper” means dinner — main meal is in the middle of the day esp on Sunday (pronounced “Sundee”), Other variant of y’all — plural possessive “all y’all’s” — used when one or more objects belongs to a group of people : “Is this all y’all’s picnic stuff?”.

Y'all is ALWAYS plural.

If youre lookin for southern sayins, well thatll fix your little red wagon!! Cussing is a no no for well brought up people and christians. Keep it up and I'll cancel your birth certificate. 70. You made a common Yankee error. Any idea where this one originated? Not only they were able to not know yet they may correctly grant advice determined by their particular wishes in lieu of specific experiences. I don't know what a popcorn fart is!). It's all "six and one-half dozen" when there ain't no difference. Whether you are from another part of the country or from another country altogether, I hope you enjoy this collection of Southern sayings. — Cynthia Hand.

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It would kill me to have you just a little. But matter of factly, it does in one way shape or form.

I also like sarcastically stating something is "as pretty as a spotted poodle with the pink mange." They are finding that this no-strings-attached player’s lifestyle is definitely doing exercises well for him or her.

45. 37. 76. 9. I've looked all over hell and half of Georgia to find the best and funniest Southern sayings for all y'all, and I sure hope they tickled you as much as they tickled me. I'm gonna whup you where the sun don't shine! Are you a magician? 28. Answer: I've never heard the expression "wrong sudadderds", but it's an interesting way of saying "assbackwards!".

I'd love to hear your corrections. 32. If brains were leather, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug. He doesn't know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch.

An when it’s real cold, it’s colder’na witches tit in a GLASS bra sometimes we add “in a ice storm” on the last part if it’s real cold out. In response to one of the questions , wrong sudaddards, is wrong side outwards. She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm.